Sincerely what was the first thing that came to your mind
with this post title? You yaff spoil. All these lez go dey hype cucumber, all
these guys with tiny things go dey brag about their cucumber. Now I don’t even
see the edible anymore in a good light. Imagine what I thought when the woman
for bus dey emphasize on the size, colour and strength of the cucumber.
Give me long one, give me strong one. This one no fat etc
the woman dey yan as she dey select cucmber. Wahali, my mind don dey reason
nonsense. I come dey wonder wetin dis woman wan really use the cucumber do, dey
imagine her dey use am for bad thing. I hear say girls dey use am do bad thing.
Na true? With the way the woman dey try famz me for bus, I don dey suspect am.
Until I hear story of cucumber wey break for person hmmmmm I
no believe say dem dey use am for bad thing. I know coke bottle own shaaa. You go
see how all these Christians girls for school wey no get boyfriend go dey
select cucumber for cafeteria. I no believe say dem no dey chop am. Some can
carry two sef. Two big ones. You wan kill yourself?
Oya make una answer oooo. Is cucumber better than the guys
stuff?

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