Efo. vegetable soup

                               

     Bisi came around as usual with her ugly face putting on that fake sexy smile that can never amask her ugliness. As the babe show, me and my guys free Seyi and em babe. Guys just dey hiss like snake while the blind Seyi eyes brightened like lightening. She wore a light blue denim jeans, top and trousers, left the top unbuttoned to reveal a sexy pink inner top. She dey try her best but her wowo na 1st class.

      The babe don bleach and she is now a local bleached tribal pot-bellied Ijebu tongued babe. Benre (spiritual incision) dey all her joints. Seyi himself know say the babe no make sense or how he fell  for her but believes he has strong feelings for her now. D mumu say na inner beauty matter the most. I swear I and D1 don't dey plan go spiritual.

        As we leave d ugly couple dey chill outside, Akin says he dey pity Seyi. say their pikin go wowo. All of us gree say even Van Vicker dormant gene no fit quench Bisi wowolity. D1 said we shud take radical actions and chase the babe from our midst. She dey fall our hand but we thought that wud be extreme. The initial plan na to just chop d babe run. As campus guys, nobody get tym to cook. All dose butty babes no sabi cook except indomie nd to chop person money. My babe no fit boil water sef. Ugly girls like Bisi no get choice. No food; no bf.

           Walahi, none of us even look her big bumbum sef. I fit vomit if I kiss dat babe but Seyi say she be wife material, she can cook nd even teach calabar dat thing. Lol😆😆😆. Seyi is in danger, we all agreed.

          The next day as per good friends we go one mosalasi for area go see Alfa sule. After the man don play with him chain and sing those Hausa songs wey no sweet, he said Seyi is under a spell. I quickly recapped d  day we were invited by Bisi to come nd eat. She gave us gbegiri nd amala to eat. D food sweet no be small. I swear.

            She later came to Seyi specially nd gave him Efo she was eating. She said it was almost finished but he shud taste it. Seyi visited Bisi for the next four days saying he loves her food. Before we know she don sleep for him house. Na so dem start oooo. Na ojukokoro cause am.

           "Wat r we going to do now?" I asked d Alfa. The man said the only way to break d spell was dat one of us in d clique sleeps with her. Immediately, all the eyes just dey look me.😢😢😢😢😢