Game of the Thrones

He was a brave young boy that grew up to become the king of the nation chosen by God. He slayed the warrior of the Philistine, Goliath- a giant, with just his sling and the word of God. He befriended

The End of Lease: The end of the country

Sometimes, it’s what you are looking for that you get. Prof sat at his favourite corner of the room and wondered if all that was happening is real. The year where the apocalypse was about to begin was approaching. The year where all the tribes of the great country Nigeria will decide enough is enough of one country. He feared the victorious uprising of the Biafrans and what the Niger Deltans will do.

Devil or Victim

The devil is the ultimate enemy, the one that wants to deprive you from entering the kingdom of God, the first blame when something goes wrong; the one father of all evil but the question arising now is if the devil is a bad guy.

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Please note that the characters displayed in this plot are fictional and doesn’t make reference to anybody dead or alive.

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Addiction, Body and Crush

The movie begins with Chidinma in her car driving along on the expressway singing to a popular Nigerian song. She seems a little surprised to be stopped by a policeman at a checkpoint and her irritation was clear. The other policemen quickly come out and apologise to ‘Lagos babe’ as they call her and she reaches for her bag and dishes them some currency notes to the ecstatic policemen, not without leaving a warning to the policeman who stopped her to be more respectful. The others slightly chastise the ‘new’ policeman who didn’t know ‘Lagos babe’.

She gets home to a warm embrace from her parents and siblings. Her parents ask her, ‘did you bring our special?’ to which she replied was in a cooler in the boot. Her younger sister fetches the cooler from the boot and the family gather to open the cooler which contained human parts preserved in ice.

Pleasure's Charm

Pleasure’s Charm

(This movie was conceived in a dream)

After a bank robbery, the robbers weren’t the biggest winners. When the robbers left, Mr Opajobi, the bank manager discovers the vault containing diamonds worth $2million unopened. Mr Wike, the transaction manager advises they keep the diamonds and declare it stolen. The thieves stole only N70million.

A PLAYER AND A FOOL

A PLAYER AND A FOOL

GENRE: DRAMA

Movie begins when Nike, with her three month old baby, walks into Aisha’s office, an event planner, for appropriate planning of her fifth year wedding anniversary. Both women seem to flow along pretty well. While Aisha excuses herself to bring a catalogue, Ramsey, Nike’s husband, enters seemingly late. Aisha returns but upon seeing Ramsey is shocked. Her failure to hide her shock prompts Nike to ask if they knew themselves and they replied they attended the same university.

Episode 11: Northern Star

Every long lost dream led me to where you are

Others who broke my heart they were like Northern Stars

Pointing me on my way into your loving arms

This much I know is true

That God bless the broken roads and led me straight to you (Song: God bless the broken road by rascal flatts)

There are some relationships that start up as the couple just been friends while in reality they both know it’s not going to remain that way. They are quite aware of the inevitability of starting a romantic relationship because there is a spark between them.

Episode 10- 11th man theory

The eleventh man theory can be explained simply as this:

Eleven men are in a room and a lady joins the party. Ten of the men are restless and trying to help the lady out with her drinks and the little things just to get her attention but the eleventh man just says hi and watches from afar as everything unfolds. That’s the guy the lady will be interested in.

Stray Pack

THE STRAY PACK

GENRE: HORROR

Episode 9: Mo

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Episode 8: Self Esteem

It wasn’t until Bisola accepted my romantic request that I knew I had made a mistake. She just wasn’t my class. That her deep Yoruba accent was a put off and she was quick to show me off to all her family and friends, I know they would be wondering what is wrong with me in their minds. Today we are seeing Asake, tomorrow Moradeke. She was proud of me and really loved what she had.

Episode 7: The Heartbreak

These pains are too much; we're supposed to love one another
Just like bread and butter you came into my life but you dey make me dey suffer
What did i do?......your cup don dey full......
I forgive you anyway but there is something I want you to know
When these eyes cry again; you don lie
When these arms fall again; you no try
When this heart breaks again; I go tell you bye bye

When you are happy, you enjoy the harmony but when you are sad you understand the lyrics.

Episode 6: The Maga

‘I love you’ I said.

‘Same’ she replied.

‘Wow’

‘What?’

‘At least reply’

‘But I did. I said “same”’ Tayo replied.

‘It’s not cool’ I said.

‘I’m sorry. Not just in the mood now’.

At least she didn’t insult me. The craziest thing about been in love with in an unbalanced relationship

Episode 5: Friendzone

yellow Sisi make you look my face; I no be your brother
Be like say you make mistake ooo; you no be my sister
Me and you we no relate; no relate
I say make you come my house and you dey call me your brother
After Itorobong touchy touchy, I took a break from my search for bae. She was just a physical somebody. I needed someone who was not body stingy like Grace and was also not body free like Itorobong.

Daddy Yo said a girl who had recently been heartbroken but a socialite was the exact kind of girl I needed and he had exactly the kind of babe I needed. I reasoned with him, if I found a babe that will let me wait for her but will give me the assurance that I’d finally get it one day, that was exactly what I wanted. My parents are getting older and they wanna see their grandchildren so it was something that had to be serious but not the one wey go make konji kill me.

What a Calabar 2

'Hello baby'
'Sup bae. How are you dear?' I replied.
'I'm fine. Was wondering when I should come around' Itorobong said.
'Wow. I'd be back from work by 6pm. Hope it isn't too late?'
'It is. I need you right now. Like now'

Na so another message enter my phone and I knew it was her nude. O boy, my thing begin to dey rise. 

'I want you too. You are really sexy dear. I sincerely wish you were here now'

'Then skip work today. I can't wait. Maybe I should call BJ but he's too fragile in bed......#laughs.....just teasing'

Devil dey come

Hello everyone. Hello Desire.

The dark side

GENRE: THRILLER

One semester

Tales from Bojuri: Alejo Ale (Night visitors)

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived Alamu, a cunning and devious man, who would always go down as a legend in the folklores of Bojuri.

Tales from Bojuri: Masukun

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived Masukun, the baby who never cried.

Tales from Bojuri: Warapa

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived Asabi, the girl with a strange ailment inflicted by the three most feared witches- Ayanfe, Mori and Isokale- in all of Bojuri.

Tales from Bojuri: AJE META (THREE WITCHES)

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived the fearsome trio in the whole of Bojuri history, the three fiercest witches normally called Aje Meta.

Tales From Bojuri: A Mysterious Neighbour

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived Pa Jimoh and his five children- three boys and two girls.

Tales from Bojuri: The wrath of Queen Eje (Blood)

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived a king, Amotekun. He was a fearful and wicked king.

Amotekun as his name implied was a cannibal of a king who ate children during the period of famine. He never went hungry. Whenever Amotekun walked in the streets of Bojuri, people fled from him.

Tales from Bojuri: Aboabaku

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived Falomo, a very wealthy and respected man in Bojuri. He was envied by many because of the lifestyle and affluence he possessed. He was strong, joyous and powerful but there was a day he dreaded and that was because of the chieftaincy title he possessed. He was the Aboabaku, the chief servant that gets buried with the king at his funeral.

Black Belt

Nigerian Guy

This is a story told me by my mother about a man that always abused his wife. It’s been said that cowards, after been oppressed by peers and colleagues outside will come home and be doing power Mike for their family.

Mr Okoro, not real name, turned his wife to punching bag. Every day he use to beat this woman. For

The Day of Liberty

Let me share this experience that makes me really laugh whenever I remember. It’s something most of us have all gone through- the school bully.

What a Calabar?

‘Guy, you sharp pass all this na. Live your life the way you always do and the right girl will come to you’ BJ said.

‘BJ, the kind of lifestyle you live will attract the kind of people you meet. I don’t want girls that sabi the thing. I want good girls’ I said

‘See this ashawo ooo. You dey find virgin? You know how many you don burst’

‘Please stop. Those are things I regret’

‘Ehen, so why you dey complain of konji. You dey find Grace part 2?

‘Grace no be person joor. I just need a girl that’s decent and you know a bit appealing like Mo’

‘Who say Mo na virgin? Look……’

‘Stop’ I cut in. When the conversation is about Mo, then it’s over.

Reproductive System

Ok. This happened to me as a NYSC corper in Benin. They posted all of us to schools to teach. One of the major challenges of a corper is how to relate with the students. If you are too nice; they will not respect you and if you are too strict; you will make enemies out of them. They might continuously ridicule you, not take a liking to your subject and subsequently fail or may just harm you. Benin is tough.

A date with a Church girl

‘Sister Grace, I have a big surprise for you’

‘It’s no longer a surprise, the Lord has revealed it already in a vision’ Grace replied to my surprise

 I was shocked. This Grace was too hot.

‘Then you know my plans aren’t evil’

‘The bible said we should not be equally yoked with sinners and your plans aren’t good’

‘But Sister Grace, the plans I have for you are of good and not of evil and to bring you to an expected end’

‘Ahhh. What expected end? What expected end Hotboy? To lay me in bed? Grace was harshing up.

In the Cafeteria

Hey Nigerian Guy, this is a funny story that happened to a friend of mine in school that makes me laugh whenever I remember.

I have this friend and he likes food too much. He’s always going to the cafeteria and he’s always collecting more than a pack, always begging people for meal ticket which was just absolutely disgusting. There are three classes of students: class one (those who never went to the cafeteria), Class two (those who go to the cafeteria when a good meal is involved) and Class three ( those who eat anything).

Sister Grace

Ok when I was in school, I had this two strong Christian brothers. They go dey do morning devotion every day and be looking at me as if I was a demon. And me I’m not bad, I’m not just a prayer warrior like them. Although they yaff catch me watching mojo once, they knew I was celibate. The thing about this brothers is that I did not know that konji use to catch pastors too.

Slay Babe

I’m a big girl I won’t lie. I only rolled with big girls. Definitely you knew I was going to have haters but as long as the cash came in; I didn’t care. See it’s the class you place yourself on that people will put you. I had this crazy friend, if you asked for her number; you will have to buy it. We weren’t runs girls but we weren’t saints either. I can’t forget the day one idiot gave me 5k. I stopped talking to him and I blocked him from all the social Medias. Whenever I remember him I instantly get sad.

That lonely call

Not long after my break up with my last boyfriend, I felt dejected and loneliness became a thing. I spent a whole lot of time on the chats meeting new people and worked extra during weekdays just to keep myself really occupied but on a Sunday I made a real mistake. I called on a radio station that I needed a friend.

Back Injury

One night for Kano when everybody was asleep, Nepa brought the light and is normal, I quickly go my wardrobe comot clothes to iron. While I was doing that; I discovered movements in the house. On a more careful observation, a saw a white figure in the sitting room. A petty thief. From his reaction, I

Valentine issues

February 14 has a special place in the hearts of people. Just wondered why they never made it public hols. Thank God sef because holiday plenty pass work days for Nigeria. Valentine is judgement day. It's the days my brothers want their return in investments😂 Advises flowing everywhere, go anywhere except his house or you sef want am. Well, medicine after death. Na warri I dey wey dem

Lagos Marathon

First, second and third.....KENYA. See self.....add 5th and 6th. Dem win am. Even for women category. Na so that Abraham Kiptum just come our country come collect $50000. And na em win the last one ooooo. That is $100000. Abeg convert am to Naira. We know that when it comes to this, Kenya and Ethiopia no get rival. Please make it a Nigeria something. After all the glucose and juju I do I still faint for road.

The Search for Bae: The Resolution of Hotboy (episode 1)

‘Have I ever told you I love you?’

‘You’ve said that every day for the past 58 years’ My grandmother replied her husband.

‘If I ever come back, I hope to marry you again’

‘Rufus, you still have that lovely tongue’ she says holding his hands. ‘Just be a gentleman and let me go first. Ladies first. It’s always been your principle’

‘Not with this my dear. I can’t afford to be without you’ My grandfather said.

That was three days before he died. They were such a lovely couple. My mum said she couldn’t

Just Gimme Small Head

When I visit my guy for Enugu, he carry me go one pepper soup joint. Dat night as we dey party dey dance, dey chop isewu everybody just dey shout 'where Bosco?' 'where Bosco?' I come dey ask who be Bosco but them talk say na Big boy. Say if the guy show, e go foot everybody bills. Na so I begin dey pray make the guy come. Who no like better thing?

Nigerian Comedy Blog

So I was never gone. Just had to do some restructuring and think of my life.....lol. A good follower of this blog suggested this emoji and change of name to 'Naija Comedy Blog'. Well I don't think I'm

Which is better? Ashawo or Thief?

Three things you hear the Nigerian woman say she can’t do for money is to kill someone, prostitute (and olosho plenty) or steal, else, there is nothing they can’t do for money. I watched a video today on Facebook where some girls were dealt with, stripped and beaten for stealing. They weren’t armed. So I throw the question opened which is better or who should be respected more: A prostitute or a thief?

Dem shoot me for prick

Ok comedy is everywhere if only you open your eyes to it. This particular one happened in 2013, then I was in the intensive care unit (ICU)…….yes oooo dem winches wan kill Desire too. Na the guy wey dey next to me dey make me laugh. He said armed robbers shoot am for prick. The guy, em mama nd em pregnant teenage wife were just natural comedians.

Big green fat long strong cucumber

Sincerely what was the first thing that came to your mind with this post title? You yaff spoil. All these lez go dey hype cucumber, all these guys with tiny things go dey brag about their cucumber. Now I don’t even see the edible anymore in a good light. Imagine what I thought when the woman for bus dey emphasize on the size, colour and strength of the cucumber.

When the baby bite the daddy prick

The hausa’s obviously know the game panya where you throw the baby up and catch them. This was an experience shared by my grandma while she was in Minna.

My abandoned bible

If God wan disgrace you, He will in a beautiful way. I never read bible for weeks now, I no know say one cockroach don get hospital wey em dey born children inside my bible.

tear tear boxers

Despite the recession I don dey fat. Na Baba God do am oooo. All my agbada be like slim fit come get fitting. I dress well, hot boy like me but like most people na only wetin people dey see dey clean. I no mind my tear tear boxer as I wear am or the white-turn-brown singlet I wan wear, afterall, who go see am? If na club where I fit do quickie I go use clean one.

why you should forgive

Ok I go to church too and I no sleep today. The sermon today had a message on forgiveness but also on the company you keep. Some friends are agents of success and with them you prosper while some are agents of failure; no matter how hardworking you are, they will pull you down. Joseph was a typical agent of success, his position in the house of potipha….(I no sabi spell) and in Egypt yielding them success despite global recession.

pre-wedding pischure in my country

The pre-wedding photos are a ritual right now. Could be very innovative with crazy concepts that have no meaning if interpreted but just fun in display. My captions aint personal....just lol. Don't mind Desire, he stumbled across these pics dat made him laugh

 While it's a beautiful picture, I wonder how the bride's father would have felt.

How person go dey jolopi my pikin even before em' official get the right?.

Whose children are those sef? 

Can Blood Money Cause Inflation?

I never do blood money before so I don’t know how blood money dey work. Shey person dey vomit money for cupboard or money go just disappear inside wardrobe or one orisha go carry money come (in calabash) from where? Dem dey print am or steal am? But if blood money are produced spiritually and government have no control over, then does that mean they can cause inflation?

swag gone wrong

Some days after you look mirror see yourself; you go get self crush. Na me be this? Good make person get money. I don dey save for this day. All the salary for the part time jobs I do, I save am use am buy clothes to do show off. All those people wey downgrade me gats to feel me. I no know say I go still chop disgrace.