Saturday, July 1, 2017

ABC

Please note that the characters displayed in this plot are fictional and doesn’t make reference to anybody dead or alive.

ABC
Addiction, Body and Crush
The movie begins with Chidinma in her car driving along on the expressway singing to a popular Nigerian song. She seems a little surprised to be stopped by a policeman at a checkpoint and her irritation was clear. The other policemen quickly come out and apologise to ‘Lagos babe’ as they call her and she reaches for her bag and dishes them some currency notes to the ecstatic policemen, not without leaving a warning to the policeman who stopped her to be more respectful. The others slightly chastise the ‘new’ policeman who didn’t know ‘Lagos babe’.
She gets home to a warm embrace from her parents and siblings. Her parents ask her, ‘did you bring our special?’ to which she replied was in a cooler in the boot. Her younger sister fetches the cooler from the boot and the family gather to open the cooler which contained human parts preserved in ice.

Scene fades to movie title.
Scene begins with Malik, perfectly corporate, apparently late to a presentation as he makes haste to the board room. He enters and apologises to the already mildly agitated people waiting. He was really shaky and bumps into about everything and everyone. He jitters on his presentation as he was obviously distracted by the cleavages of Chidinma’s 38DD bust aided with a push up bra. He finishes his presentation to which the investors don’t seem impressed and they leave but Chidinma walks up to him just as she leaves sexily telling him she thinks it’s an awesome vision and she hands him her card.
Inspector Osaze threatens to detain Mrs Awele suspecting her of knowing the whereabouts of her husband. Awele has been missing for 2 weeks now and his wife didn’t bother. The police were notified by his colleagues at work, after one of their indispensable assets went missing. But Mrs Awele couldn’t be bothered; he was only a good man outside his matrimonial home. In his matrimonial home, he was a wife beater, a cheat and a beast. Him been away for weeks was a normal thing but away from work wasn’t. It was at this point she began fear but Inspector Osaze thought she was pretending to arouse sympathy. It was only the intervention of Barrister Elohor that changed Osaze’s mind on detaining her.
Malik and Chidinma were already in a sizzling relationship. It started when Chidinma’s car broke one rainy day and surprisingly Malik happened to be passing by and stopped to help the beautiful and attractive lady. He called her a mechanic and offered her a ride home where they spoke at length about ‘life’ and business.
Inspector Osaze, who would go any length even illegally, was determined to find Awele dead or alive. This was going to be the investigation that will land him his much awaited promotion or a large pay cheque. He had confided with a friend, Malik, that if he found Awele alive, he would hold him hostage till his company pays and if he found him dead, he will pin the murder on someone and get his promotion. It was a win-win for him.[1]
While Malik and Chidinma romance sizzles, Osaze who’s sexually attracted to Chidinma tries to flirt with her when he sees her buying a dildo at a store but she refuses. He threatens to kill Malik if she told him about what transpired.[2]
Inspector Osaze finally gets hold of the call log files of Awele from the mobile operators and discovers the last call was placed to Chidinma, the beautiful busty lady that had turned down his advances.
Chidinma had apparently been Awele’s lover and his last call was from her urging him to come spend the night with her before she travels. This was Osaze’s chance to blackmail her with the whereabouts of Awele and sleep with her so he didn’t call for back up or notify the authorities while also erasing all details from the operators. He boastfully went to her place, forced his way in without been welcomed, obviously consumed with raw desire and told her he will destroy all evidence with him if she agrees to sleep with him. She reluctantly agrees and excuses herself to get some booze to light up the mood before getting started. Osaze was all over her smooching and touching before she stabs him with an anaesthesia injection that immediately makes him go numb. While he’s struggling to breathe, she brings out her butcher’s cutlass and pieces him with his blood splashing all over.
In the goriest scene of the movie, her phone begins to ring. She picks the call and it was Malik telling her he’s just along her street. Not been too comfortable with herself and her home messed in blood, she tells him she’s travelling home the next day[3] but he insists on seeing her since she will be away.
She quickly cleans her face and hands while rushing out to meet him so he doesn’t come inside. It doesn’t take long for him to see some traces of blood stain on her temples and hands, in which she said was blood spills from an animal she was butchering. While leaving he spots a car parked just beside a turn like Osaze’s, his friend, on the street and asks ‘Is that Osaze’s car?’ but Chindinma refutes it saying ‘You don’t think I’d cheat with that fat ass bastard friend of yours, Do you? My neighbour has got a Honda Pilot too’, something Malik believes.
Just as Malik leaves, Chidinma calls someone and says ‘you have a house to clean up and a car to take away’.
Four days later and Malik hasn’t heard from his friend, Osaze. His number not going neither could his wife give an indication where he was. Malik asked to be informed on any information regarding Osaze and he was later informed by Osaze’s wife that Osaze’s car was found in a bush with his clothes soaked in his blood and he was last seen Friday. It was at that moment Malik remembered seeing Malik’s car at Chidinma’s place with blood all over her that same Friday. He quietly drove to Chidinma’s neighbourhood and asked if any of the neighbours had the same car Osaze used. The reply was negative. He immediately called her and asked her when she will be back to which she replied was that same day. He told her he needed to see her that day very importantly about Osaze that has gone missing to which she answered she didn’t know his whereabouts. He notices she becomes nervous when he asked if she was sure she didn’t see Osaze that Friday night because his car was parked just on a corner of the street with her lying about it been a neighbour’s car causing for suspicion. He allays her fears by telling her he would stand for her only if she’s opened to him and it was at that point she invited him over for the night; ‘I’d love to have you for dinner’, she said to him[4]
Malik arrives at Chidinma’s place. She is already intoxicated on booze and her skimpy careless drop shoulders short gown gives the scene a sexy touch. She got no bra on in this scene and her bursts are almost pouring out. You can see in Malik eyes that he wants her right away but she ushers the gentleman to the dinning where she has already laid the table for two. A look in her eyes when he was not looking at her showed death.
She served them the meal but poured only him the glass of wine, since she had already been drinking. In Malik’s imagination (which happens to be true) Chidinma poured some poison into the drink; he smiles and doesn’t try to arouse suspicion. He stares at her cleavages and flirts with her. She creepily replies ‘I’m the mood and I want your body so badly. I can’t wait to have your screams fill the room, you groaning for me as the blood rushes down your spine. Love to see your eyes close as you succumb to the beast in me. I’m wild right now’[5] she sexily said and she reaches out for the table knife.
Malik ‘incidentally’ knocks off the poisoned bottle from the table with the bottle breaking revealing another weapon both Chidinma and Malik sights. He apologises but while she rushes to get a packer, he picks up the part that can be used in a stab and hides it on a seat.
OK I’m still working on this scene and it happened that Malik himself isn’t a good guy either. After fighting themselves and destroying the whole dinning. They finally pull out guns and while they hide behind a wall both finally confess to themselves who they really are.
Chidinma actually has an addiction to human meat. Her problem has roots in the civil war of ’66-‘69 where the igbos where forced to eat their kids for survival. Her ancestors were from Nsalangwa in Imo State and where highly susceptible to Hypoxanthine[6] which altered genes and passed across generations. She killed for two reasons; for survival and sanity. She killed Osaze for the bitch he was and Awele for appetite. She only considered Malik now he was on the lookout for his friend, telling him she loves him.
Malik on the other hand, had suffered depression when he had nothing. Been jilted and abused by his ex who left him for a sugar daddy not who not only took his girl but beat him to a pulp. He had done blood money and periodically had to sacrifice the boobs of a lady, another reason he was attracted to the bursty Chidinma. Once his money came; his ex gf did too and her bursts had been sacrificed. Osaze his friend had killed the sugar daddy and pinned it on someone else. Although, he has a good job now, he must complete the cycle with 6 more pair of boobs or run mad.
‘Can we still love ourselves and be safe?’ Chidinma asks.
‘Yes, that’s if we work as a team. It could buy us more time’
‘What you think? You keep the boobs and I take the body’
‘I love you baby. We might get caught soon but I’d die beside you’ Malik says.
They get out of their hiding places, drop their weapons and meet in a passionate kiss.
‘I want your body now baby’

THE END



[1] Osaze was driven by an unrealistic ambition and has been deprived promotion twice because of some illegal dealings he got implicated on. He was as corrupt as a man could be. He would have sincerely framed an innocent man for selfish ambitions.
[2] He forcefully checked her check out basket and seeing the dildo asked her if Malik wasn’t satisfying her enough or if Malik stuff is too small for her then volunteered to satisfying her every urge.
[3] The exact thing she  did to Awele’s body at the beginning of the movie
[4] She meant it literally-eat him, she expected him to think having dinner at her place. Her resolve to kill him came at the point she discovered he had evidence of her dealing with Osaze that night.
[5] Though sexily, she meant it differently. Remove the sexual image and see what it actually means.
[6] The stimulating effect of meat and ability to create an addiction

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