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The dark side

GENRE: THRILLER

One semester

Tales from Bojuri: Alejo Ale (Night visitors)

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived Alamu, a cunning and devious man, who would always go down as a legend in the folklores of Bojuri.

Tales from Bojuri: Masukun

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived Masukun, the baby who never cried.

Tales from Bojuri: Warapa

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived Asabi, the girl with a strange ailment inflicted by the three most feared witches- Ayanfe, Mori and Isokale- in all of Bojuri.

Tales from Bojuri: AJE META (THREE WITCHES)

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived the fearsome trio in the whole of Bojuri history, the three fiercest witches normally called Aje Meta.

Tales From Bojuri: A Mysterious Neighbour

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived Pa Jimoh and his five children- three boys and two girls.

Tales from Bojuri: The wrath of Queen Eje (Blood)

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived a king, Amotekun. He was a fearful and wicked king.

Amotekun as his name implied was a cannibal of a king who ate children during the period of famine. He never went hungry. Whenever Amotekun walked in the streets of Bojuri, people fled from him.

Tales from Bojuri: Aboabaku

Long ago in the land of Bojuri, a small village not far from Ogbomoso, a land of the mischievous and mysterious, a land of strange happenings. A land where evil is raw, lived Falomo, a very wealthy and respected man in Bojuri. He was envied by many because of the lifestyle and affluence he possessed. He was strong, joyous and powerful but there was a day he dreaded and that was because of the chieftaincy title he possessed. He was the Aboabaku, the chief servant that gets buried with the king at his funeral.

Black Belt

Nigerian Guy

This is a story told me by my mother about a man that always abused his wife. It’s been said that cowards, after been oppressed by peers and colleagues outside will come home and be doing power Mike for their family.

Mr Okoro, not real name, turned his wife to punching bag. Every day he use to beat this woman. For

The Day of Liberty

Let me share this experience that makes me really laugh whenever I remember. It’s something most of us have all gone through- the school bully.

What a Calabar?

‘Guy, you sharp pass all this na. Live your life the way you always do and the right girl will come to you’ BJ said.

‘BJ, the kind of lifestyle you live will attract the kind of people you meet. I don’t want girls that sabi the thing. I want good girls’ I said

‘See this ashawo ooo. You dey find virgin? You know how many you don burst’

‘Please stop. Those are things I regret’

‘Ehen, so why you dey complain of konji. You dey find Grace part 2?

‘Grace no be person joor. I just need a girl that’s decent and you know a bit appealing like Mo’

‘Who say Mo na virgin? Look……’

‘Stop’ I cut in. When the conversation is about Mo, then it’s over.

Reproductive System

Ok. This happened to me as a NYSC corper in Benin. They posted all of us to schools to teach. One of the major challenges of a corper is how to relate with the students. If you are too nice; they will not respect you and if you are too strict; you will make enemies out of them. They might continuously ridicule you, not take a liking to your subject and subsequently fail or may just harm you. Benin is tough.

A date with a Church girl

‘Sister Grace, I have a big surprise for you’

‘It’s no longer a surprise, the Lord has revealed it already in a vision’ Grace replied to my surprise

 I was shocked. This Grace was too hot.

‘Then you know my plans aren’t evil’

‘The bible said we should not be equally yoked with sinners and your plans aren’t good’

‘But Sister Grace, the plans I have for you are of good and not of evil and to bring you to an expected end’

‘Ahhh. What expected end? What expected end Hotboy? To lay me in bed? Grace was harshing up.

In the Cafeteria

Hey Nigerian Guy, this is a funny story that happened to a friend of mine in school that makes me laugh whenever I remember.

I have this friend and he likes food too much. He’s always going to the cafeteria and he’s always collecting more than a pack, always begging people for meal ticket which was just absolutely disgusting. There are three classes of students: class one (those who never went to the cafeteria), Class two (those who go to the cafeteria when a good meal is involved) and Class three ( those who eat anything).

Sister Grace

Ok when I was in school, I had this two strong Christian brothers. They go dey do morning devotion every day and be looking at me as if I was a demon. And me I’m not bad, I’m not just a prayer warrior like them. Although they yaff catch me watching mojo once, they knew I was celibate. The thing about this brothers is that I did not know that konji use to catch pastors too.

Slay Babe

I’m a big girl I won’t lie. I only rolled with big girls. Definitely you knew I was going to have haters but as long as the cash came in; I didn’t care. See it’s the class you place yourself on that people will put you. I had this crazy friend, if you asked for her number; you will have to buy it. We weren’t runs girls but we weren’t saints either. I can’t forget the day one idiot gave me 5k. I stopped talking to him and I blocked him from all the social Medias. Whenever I remember him I instantly get sad.

That lonely call

Not long after my break up with my last boyfriend, I felt dejected and loneliness became a thing. I spent a whole lot of time on the chats meeting new people and worked extra during weekdays just to keep myself really occupied but on a Sunday I made a real mistake. I called on a radio station that I needed a friend.

Back Injury

One night for Kano when everybody was asleep, Nepa brought the light and is normal, I quickly go my wardrobe comot clothes to iron. While I was doing that; I discovered movements in the house. On a more careful observation, a saw a white figure in the sitting room. A petty thief. From his reaction, I

Valentine issues

February 14 has a special place in the hearts of people. Just wondered why they never made it public hols. Thank God sef because holiday plenty pass work days for Nigeria. Valentine is judgement day. It's the days my brothers want their return in investments😂 Advises flowing everywhere, go anywhere except his house or you sef want am. Well, medicine after death. Na warri I dey wey dem

Lagos Marathon

First, second and third.....KENYA. See self.....add 5th and 6th. Dem win am. Even for women category. Na so that Abraham Kiptum just come our country come collect $50000. And na em win the last one ooooo. That is $100000. Abeg convert am to Naira. We know that when it comes to this, Kenya and Ethiopia no get rival. Please make it a Nigeria something. After all the glucose and juju I do I still faint for road.

The Search for Bae: The Resolution of Hotboy (episode 1)

‘Have I ever told you I love you?’

‘You’ve said that every day for the past 58 years’ My grandmother replied her husband.

‘If I ever come back, I hope to marry you again’

‘Rufus, you still have that lovely tongue’ she says holding his hands. ‘Just be a gentleman and let me go first. Ladies first. It’s always been your principle’

‘Not with this my dear. I can’t afford to be without you’ My grandfather said.

That was three days before he died. They were such a lovely couple. My mum said she couldn’t

Just Gimme Small Head

When I visit my guy for Enugu, he carry me go one pepper soup joint. Dat night as we dey party dey dance, dey chop isewu everybody just dey shout 'where Bosco?' 'where Bosco?' I come dey ask who be Bosco but them talk say na Big boy. Say if the guy show, e go foot everybody bills. Na so I begin dey pray make the guy come. Who no like better thing?

Nigerian Comedy Blog

So I was never gone. Just had to do some restructuring and think of my life.....lol. A good follower of this blog suggested this emoji and change of name to 'Naija Comedy Blog'. Well I don't think I'm