When manchester city won the EPL in the last minute after Aguero's goal, a great multitude rushed into d field to celebrate with their victorious heroes. I wondered what would happened if na Nigeria. Who would I hold if my penis is missing?
I thought I was d only person that thought dat way but after discussing with a few peeps, it was almost every Nigerian guy. If you r in public and you just feel some body contacts, I, or we guys, quickly and subconsciously feel for our penis, hoping its still there or hasn't shrunk or disappeared. Sometimes even a feel of a handbag prompts me to subconsciously feel for my baba.
I heard of a story back den in Delta State, Enerhe junction pricisely about a woman that lost her breasts after giving alms to a beggar. She alarmed d passersby who beat up the beggar and ordered him to return d breasts. He said he cud if only d woman sat on his laps.
The woman said it was against her doctrine and after pleas n persuasions, her advocates started getting annoyed with her. Her husband presence nd plea made her succumb. The moment she sat on his laps, they both disappeared till today. #youbelieve?
So all you girls when you chilling with me nd you see my hand in dat spot; don't think otherwise.😁
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