shortest horror story

Its just two sentence long:
      "The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door"

where z my penis?

 When manchester city won the EPL in the last minute after Aguero's goal, a great multitude rushed into d field to celebrate with their victorious heroes. I wondered what would happened if na Nigeria. Who would I hold if my penis is missing?

          I thought I was d only person that thought dat way but after discussing with a few peeps, it was almost every Nigerian guy. If you r in public and you just feel some body contacts, I, or we guys, quickly and subconsciously feel for our penis, hoping its still there or hasn't shrunk or disappeared.  Sometimes even a feel of a handbag prompts me to subconsciously feel for my baba.