shortest horror story

Its just two sentence long:
      "The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door"

where z my penis?

 When manchester city won the EPL in the last minute after Aguero's goal, a great multitude rushed into d field to celebrate with their victorious heroes. I wondered what would happened if na Nigeria. Who would I hold if my penis is missing?

          I thought I was d only person that thought dat way but after discussing with a few peeps, it was almost every Nigerian guy. If you r in public and you just feel some body contacts, I, or we guys, quickly and subconsciously feel for our penis, hoping its still there or hasn't shrunk or disappeared.  Sometimes even a feel of a handbag prompts me to subconsciously feel for my baba.

Ekene girls

Luv my guys. We fit dey yan with english but u can't hear wat we r saying. For instance, if "Negative Influence" says he climb tree, it means he kissed a girl, if d tree high; d babe no gree and if branch break; he was probably caught. To drop key with sir ray means to go shit. We be like dj khalid, we d best.
          My name na Ekenedilichukwu. I love my ladies' slender. D ones dat look like dey r suffering from malnutrition. We call dem Ekene girls. If I see Ekene-typed babe i wud say "I see one madt Ekene girls."

Efo. vegetable soup

                               

     Bisi came around as usual with her ugly face putting on that fake sexy smile that can never amask her ugliness. As the babe show, me and my guys free Seyi and em babe. Guys just dey hiss like snake while the blind Seyi eyes brightened like lightening. She wore a light blue denim jeans, top and trousers, left the top unbuttoned to reveal a sexy pink inner top. She dey try her best but her wowo na 1st class.

      The babe don bleach and she is now a local bleached tribal pot-bellied Ijebu tongued babe. Benre (spiritual incision) dey all her joints. Seyi himself know say the babe no make sense or how he fell  for her but believes he has strong feelings for her now. D mumu say na inner beauty matter the most. I swear I and D1 don't dey plan go spiritual.