Sunday, March 26, 2017

Episode 5: Friendzone


yellow Sisi make you look my face; I no be your brother
Be like say you make mistake ooo; you no be my sister
Me and you we no relate; no relate
I say make you come my house and you dey call me your brother
After Itorobong touchy touchy, I took a break from my search for bae. She was just a physical somebody. I needed someone who was not body stingy like Grace and was also not body free like Itorobong.
Daddy Yo said a girl who had recently been heartbroken but a socialite was the exact kind of girl I needed and he had exactly the kind of babe I needed. I reasoned with him, if I found a babe that will let me wait for her but will give me the assurance that I’d finally get it one day, that was exactly what I wanted. My parents are getting older and they wanna see their grandchildren so it was something that had to be serious but not the one wey go make konji kill me.

Friday, March 3, 2017

What a Calabar 2

'Hello baby'
'Sup bae. How are you dear?' I replied.
'I'm fine. Was wondering when I should come around' Itorobong said.
'Wow. I'd be back from work by 6pm. Hope it isn't too late?'
'It is. I need you right now. Like now'
Na so another message enter my phone and I knew it was her nude. O boy, my thing begin to dey rise. 
'I want you too. You are really sexy dear. I sincerely wish you were here now'
'Then skip work today. I can't wait. Maybe I should call BJ but he's too fragile in bed......#laughs.....just teasing'