Friday, March 7, 2014

Ekene girls


Luv my guys. We fit dey yan with english but u can't hear wat we r saying. For instance, if "Negative Influence" says he climb tree, it means he kissed a girl, if d tree high; d babe no gree and if branch break; he was probably caught. To drop key with sir ray means to go shit. We be like dj khalid, we d best.
          My name na Ekenedilichukwu. I love my ladies' slender. D ones dat look like dey r suffering from malnutrition. We call dem Ekene girls. If I see Ekene-typed babe i wud say "I see one madt Ekene girls."

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Efo. vegetable soup

                               
     Bisi came around as usual with her ugly face putting on that fake sexy smile that can never amask her ugliness. As the babe show, me and my guys free Seyi and em babe. Guys just dey hiss like snake while the blind Seyi eyes brightened like lightening. She wore a light blue denim jeans, top and trousers, left the top unbuttoned to reveal a sexy pink inner top. She dey try her best but her wowo na 1st class.
      The babe don bleach and she is now a local bleached tribal pot-bellied Ijebu tongued babe. Benre (spiritual incision) dey all her joints. Seyi himself know say the babe no make sense or how he fell  for her but believes he has strong feelings for her now. D mumu say na inner beauty matter the most. I swear I and D1 don't dey plan go spiritual.