Episode 6: The Maga

‘I love you’ I said.

‘Same’ she replied.

‘Wow’

‘What?’

‘At least reply’

‘But I did. I said “same”’ Tayo replied.

‘It’s not cool’ I said.

‘I’m sorry. Not just in the mood now’.

At least she didn’t insult me. The craziest thing about been in love with in an unbalanced relationship

is you deceiving yourself that you can do without that person when you don’t even know that you can’t. I was going to tell her I could do without her so she should stop her treatment of me but whenever I saw her, my salivary glands seem to fail me. My head knows this isn’t a relationship for me but my heart gives it that fight. I know I was abused with my confidence struck and I’d tell every guy now leave before it escalates to something else. Let it go, sometimes we still in for the lady with the childish motive of getting back.

I was nothing but her maga, of all her friends, Nifemi really became sympathetic with me. I began to wonder why she was nicer to me; maybe she liked me, mostly now there seem to be cracks in her relationship with Tayo. I feared she wanted to pawn me in their battle. Whenever we chatted, she always seems to gossip about Tayo, how she was bitchy and didn’t love me or how she had bragged to suck me dry blah blah. Her hatred for her friend, Tayo, was at zenith and I laid rubbish to her genuine intentions when on a particular night, she began declaring affections for me and how she would love us to be alone. Me that is loyal to Tayo, I dulled the paro and severe my relationship with her, even though she apologized the next day that she was caught up in the emotions, the ‘motive’ was clear. Steer off.

Stupidly, to prove to Tayo that I was a great guy and the guy she needed, a loyal one unlike the niggers she had met in her life, I told her Nifemi’s advances but made her promise me she wasn’t going to make a meal out of this but Tayo did and I was a bigger fool to all parties and even the ‘newscasters’ that were present. A big female fight had ensued at a party and the discussion was about a foolish guy that had flipped his lips. You know how female fights is, they began to reveal intimate secrets and Nifemi counted about 23 dicks Tayo had either sucked or f**ked and number of abortions she had had, it was a shameful experience. I feared I would have seen the story at Linda Ikeji or AIT.

Daddy Yo who introduced me to her, told me I left her and he himself was disappointed with her. It was easy for a week and I didn’t reach out to her but on a Friday night, she called and the whole feeling came back. She apologized for all her behaviours and argued that what Nifemi had said about her wasn’t the truth. She also promised to show me true affection if only I could give her the chance to prove it and that I was a great guy. My mind told me this was the devil talking but love struck me still shook head inside.

That was how we started and because I wanted something serious and wanted to prove I wasn’t like other guys, I never asked for sex, I didn’t know I was proving I was the ultimate maga. The lady sef  needed some physical stuffs but didn’t complain as she was consistently pounded by Femi at the office.

On a night out with my friends, BJ and Daddy Yo, there was a whole lot of alcohol that BJ had to go throw up. He came back with the news a quickie was happening. We decided to play the ‘hail game’ with the nigger who just laid a girl he met at the club. The hail game is wait for the couple at the entrance they coming through and hail the man, sometimes a prank laugh.

The quickie was a bit longer than we usually expect but the three of us was patient, shortly afterwards, the man came in to a real loud applause from us but unfortunately for me, the lady who entered was Tayo, my girlfriend. Without thinking, I rushed the nigger (Femi) and started beating the hell out of him. The bouncers came in and separated us but Femi picked up a bottle and broke it with blood in his eyes.